Ms. Harriet Marwood


Professional Disciplinarian and Spankologist

New York City

 

Ms. Harriet Marwood

 

Ms. Marwood is a worldly, intelligent, no-nonsense lady who addresses the behavioral problems of naughty boys of all (consenting) ages.  She takes her inspiration from a renowned, stern English governess of longstanding literary fame and believes in the expert application of all manner of traditional domestic corporal discipline as needed and/or deserved.

 

Ms. Marwood corrects the misdeeds of her boys in the homey comfort and upscale privacy of her Manhattan apartment. Discretion is assured… and expected from you as well.  Since she only receives a maximum of 4 visitors per week, you must arrange your time with her in advance.  A phone interview must be scheduled to assess the compatibility of mutual interests, and a minimum prior notice of 24 hours is required. 

 

 

Ms Marwood is an expert at punishing a naughty boy’s bottom with the hairbrush, belt, leather strap, paddle, crop, cane, and of course her bare hand.  Birching is available upon request - however, you will be required to supply your own birch branches.

 

Ms Marwood will discuss, in advance, the type of scenario you require, and your concerns and limits will be evaluated and respected. She is capable of calibrating your tolerance such that you will receive the degree of punishment you need or deserve, without being left with marks or bruises.  Unless, of course, you believe this is a necessary component of the discipline experience!  But all activities are pre-established and mutually consensual.

 

So…

 

Whether you are an inconsiderate husband being sent by your wife for the proper correction and attitude adjustment…

 

  

Or, an arrogant professional who deems it acceptable to make inappropriate, condescending remarks or gestures to colleagues in the workplace, and must be summoned to the office of his female supervisor for a little “chat”…

 

 

Or, perhaps you’re a naughty school boy who was caught peeping in the window of the girls’ locker room at changing time and will have to be called to the lady principal’s office…

 

Or a disobedient boy caught by his strict step-mother snooping in his older sister’s lingerie drawer…

 

Or, most importantly, you may have a real-life discipline issue – such as poor time management, neglecting your family, being unable to lose those 10 lbs you packed on over the holiday, or spending too much time on the internet…

 

 Discipline is love

 

Ms Marwood will prescribe and deliver the perfect remedy.  And by the time she’s done with you, you will be an improved person - only too eager to change your naughty habits and bad attitudes.